Even confronted with some of the more seamier aspects of modern gay life, we Brits still like to behave like gentlemen. Here’s how the aristocratic Lord Hicks re-acts when he is looking for love …….on Grindr. He wants to fall hard for someone, but he keeps encountering men who want to “take him hard from behind”.

Be warned, the hysterically funny lyrics are very explicit too, and may shock anyone of a delicate nature.