So if you catch any hot-looking Spanish Police Officers at Madrid Airport staring at your crotch, they claim it is not because they are cruising you, but that they are simply looking at your ‘private area’ for drugs. Hard to believe but it is true. When they spotted this man yesterday with a very impressive looking bulge, they immediately dragged him off into a back room and told him to remove his pants. To their utter delight (or maybe big disappointment) the man’s huge appendage was not something that could launch him into a very successful career in porn but just a plastic containing a pound of cocaine.
However what is more worrying to queerguru’s fashion expert is the fact he was wearing some ghastly floral underpants.
