As part-time Florida residents, we are used to the antics of Marco Rubio, who was our Senator for 14 very long years.  We got used to his unusual way with words (!), which peaked when he campaigned to be the Republican Candidate for President in 2016.  He was a rival of Trump who showered him with his now customary childish taunts, which had Rubio responding, “Donald is not going to make America great, he’s going to make America orange.”  and ‘He’s like 6’2″, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? They’re like this. And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”  Then, despite seemingly endless torrents of abuse, when The Orange Man won the election in 2025 and moved back into The White House, for some totally inexplicable reason (to us anyway) he took his former foe, Rubio, with him. And they kissed and made up big time.

And he showered Rubio, the man with many faces, with many jobs/titles: Secretary of State, Acting National Security Adviser, USAID Acting Administrator and interim leader of the National Archives. Rubio now has powers no U.S. official has held since Henry Kissinger, who held both posts full-time under President Nixon.

It seems, however, that the payback is that spineless Rubio will LITERALLY do anything to keep his ‘Master’ happy and is even willing to be the fall guy for some of The Orange Man’s outrageous and immoral acts.  Like the way he has dumped a Biden-era change to the State Department’s typeface, justifying the switch as rooting out remnants of “woke” culture in the U.S. foreign service. Rubio’s “return to tradition” memo described the origins of serif typefaces in Roman antiquity, with small strokes at the edges of many characters that embellish the font.

Guess the illegal attack on Venezuela doesn’t worry Rubio as much as it does,  as whilst Caracas burned  he was calling on State Department employees at diplomatic posts around the world to return to using Times New Roman in all official correspondence, throwing out the sans-serif typeface Calibri, in use since 2023.o c

His predecessor Secretary of State Antony Blinken had instituted that change at the recommendation of the State Department’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion, saying the new font would improve accessibility for readers with disabilities and people using vision assistive technologies.  But then, lapdog Rubio, eager to please his master shut down the department’s DEI office in one of his first acts as Secretary.

Maybe if there really is a GOD, he would move them both to Venezuela NOW