There is good news and bad news.  The Queen of Camp and legendary gay icon Dame Joan Collins aka Dynasty’s Alexis Carrington Colby is back on the road again touring with her one woman show “Unscripted”.   The bad news is that she is only taking it to theaters in the U.K.  If you live there then beg, steal or borrow to grab a ticket to see the 82 year old …..(I mean the 49 year old) …. actress who once said ‘Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.’

Here’s a reminder of Joan shining as Alexis when she could cut anyone to shreds with just her tongue.