OMG Tony and the guys of London’s Pale Blue Door … the Queerest and the most extraordinary dining experience in the whole of London have invited us to jump into the pool with them. Well the Invite actually says Take Your Poolside Pew For Our Voyeurs Visage of Men Undressage
As the giant clock on the white tiled wall chimed midday, one sock on, one sock off and his trousers briefly resting between their cycle of dressing and undressing, he nestled into his beef sandwich, the sound of his crisp packet briefly breaking his solitary day awaiting a chance glimpse of a cock wedged between the first bus out of his village and the last bus home.
From the steam of the showers emerged a vision like a mirage of a glorious future to come.
A Greek Goddess of a half naked drag queen, carried by 4 Speedoed men the likes of which he’d only drooled over in the underwear section of his Littlewoods catalogue began to serenade him in a perfectly synchronised seismic swirl of desire, transporting him into the realms of a TOTP music video and shattering his loneliness. Leaping up from his lunch, he re-adjusted his half dressed attire into a belly top, with jeans quickly hacked short to reveal boots stacked high he squealed with delight as they all danced off to London, never to be seen again.
It’s The Pale Blue Pool, a night at the baths quite like no other, so lather up and come for a splash!
There is actual food too. Here’s the Menu
Amused Bikinied Bouche A Man To Pet
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Double Roasted Cauliflower, Beetroot, Spinach and Cashew Salad w Tahini Orange Outfit
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Beefie Boys serving your Meat Rare, Top-Side w Saucy Peppercorn
Horse-Hung-Radish Mash
Flamboyant Florets of Chilli Piqued Broccoli, Shower Steamed
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Warm Chocolate Orange Brownie w Ginger Boys Cream
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Half a Bottle of wine per person
Thursday 1st October _ Sunday 18th October
Secret East London Location will be revealed 7 days before the event.
BUT if you wanna keep to ‘dry land’ then you should also know that The Pale Blue Door is open again. Full details for both [email protected]
