Warning : the details below are for a very private total lock-in sex party at The Hoist, London’s best known gay fetish club.
This is an “event” where willing “mares” offer themselves to “stallions” without ever seeing their faces, but you must obey ALL the very strict rules. So we guess the first and most important thing is to establish which role is a natural fit for you, as evidently no-one is allowed to change their minds once you have entered “The Stable”.
“Mares” must arrive between 8:30pm and 9.15pm and their dress code : Boots or Trainers and a Harness if you wish. “Stable Lads” who are there to ensure the safety of “Mares” must arrive at the same time, and their dress code is Sports Socks, Shorts and Trainers. It is however crucial that “Stallions” do not meet any Mares before the event so they cannot arrive before 9.30 pm. Their dress code : Leather, Jock, Harness, Shorts etc.
P.S. the rules actually go into very minute detail e.g. if a Stallion decides to mate with another Stallion they will be immediately evicted, so too will any Mare that refuses to put out …… so click on the link if you are not aware of what is the very precise etiquette of having sex in this particular stable ……..
All this will cost you just £10 for which you get a sealable bag for your money to put into your socks and shoes (which we assume are the only clothes you will be wearing. The Hoist only take cash but evidently there is an ATM/Cash Point at the cafe next door called Dirty Burger (and yes, that is its real name).
The Club is actually closed to the public for the whole evening so anything goes and so the organizers promise to lay on plenty of free condoms and lube. The tough part though is to get an invitation to attend in the first place. The best way is to be referred by one of the the regulars as they are all allowed to bring guests as long as they meet the Hoist Private and H-Partyboys brief: sexy, fit, handsome, gay or bi, men. According to the many rules, they have nothing against fit attractive mature guys who look after themselves too (that is anyone older than 40!), which is awfully sporting of them. Or you could just try and persuade James The Livery Manager, that his party needs to include you, but do that now as you will need to be told the (secret?) password to get in.Just in case you are confused by all the double entendres and still think this is all about breeding horses, we should re-assure you that none of the following will be taking place:-
Posted by queerguru at 18:04
Labels: 2016, eye candy, sex party, The Hoist.
