Brit carpenter and handyman Robert Jenner likes to work around his house as nature intended, which has upset some of his neighbors even though one of them told the Daily Mail that “he is not a bad-looking chap”. Duh! she must be blind, as he is as hot as hell.
Jenner himself may not care how much of an eyeful passersby get as they walk down his street, but he is at least very careful to avoid anything really harmful ……like splinters.
However some of the locals do not share his love of naturism and have reported him to the Police resulting in a Court Case and a Fine. The 42 year old ex soldier is rather bemused by the bare facts of the matter as the very same people who complained about his naked state to the authorities had been clocking all his chippy tools and grinning from ear to ear just moments before.
N.B. a ‘chippy’ is Brit slang for a carpenter, but for some unexplainable reason also for a prostitute and a fish and chip shop, so for the sake of clarity we should add that Jenner is neither of the latter two.
