Having a sign which simply says MASKS ARE MANDATORY are not enough as this man in London’s Oxford Street took it literally.  That is a an actual face mask he is wearing which he turned into a G string which was just big enough to cover up his privates.

However hold off the ‘stupid Brits’ comments as he is actually an American.  He was identified, as Tim Shieff, 32, a world champion free runner and YouTube celebrity and avid vegan who was embroiled in controversy when he not only ate meat but said he wanted to kill an animal.

We are just grateful that H.M The Queen is in lockdown in Windsor Castle, as  Shieff, known as @humantimothy on Instagram, turned up outside Buckingham  Place  giving HM’s guardsman a right eyeful.