We so LOVE this music video from Todrick Hall’s new album Femuline which yes, is really called D*ck This Big. Even though he is very scantily clad throughout we still have no idea if his boast is true or not. And as we also couldn’t believe what he was singing, we printed out all the whole lyrics just to be sure
Toy line bitch, I got a fuckin’ doll, boo
Matte black G Wagon and it’s all new
You blocked, if I want you I will call you
New man, goddamn yeah he all that
Hard pics, no flick, booty all fat
My enemy still hangin’ on my ball sack
Bitch, I got my own theater
Tell me why would I be worried ’bouta hater[Chorus: Todrick Hall]
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Catch me in my elevator
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
I’m a boss, you a waiter
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Told my ex “see you later”
(Hope his dick this big)
(Hope his dick this big)
[Verse 2: Todrick Hall]
Yo, I ain’t walkin’ on a carpet if the carpet ain’t rеd
And I don’t fuck with carbohydrates but I’m always makin’ bread
I don’t give a fuck what a bittеr bitch on Twitter said
And I ain’t sleepin’ on it if it ain’t a Custom Louis bed
I’m gaggin’ bitch, get a ventilator on
I don’t cook, everything is catered
I’m cold, no refrigerator
I don’t speak broke, get a translator
Birkin bag, alligator
Rich, you’ll never calculate her
I ain’t worried ’bout a hater[Chorus: Todrick Hall]
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Catch me in my elevator
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
I’m a boss, you a waiter
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Told my ex “see you later”
(Hope his dick this big)
(Hope his dick this big)
[Verse 3: Todrick Hall](Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Y’all making me laugh
(Y’all making him laugh)
‘Cause I’m a boss
(‘Cause he a boss)
This bitches’ staff
(This bitches’ staff)
I’m gay and black
(Hell yeah, so black)
This bitches blue
(Ain’t that the truth?)
Mad ’cause my cats’
(‘Cause his cats’)
Richer than you
(Richer than you)
Meow[Bridge: Ts Madison & Todrick Hall]
Fuck outta here
Dick this big
Dick been this big
I ain’t worried ’bout a hater[Chorus: Todrick Hall]
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Catch me in my elevator
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
I’m a boss, you a waiter
(With my dick this big)
(With my dick this big)
Told my ex “see you later”
(Hope his dick this big)
(Hope his dick this big)
