If you have never heard of Fascinating Aida then you should know that you have been deprived of some of our very favorite depravity.  This trio of middle-aged slightly posh English women may look like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths, but some of their song lyrics could make a gang of construction workers blush.

Members Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, and Liza Pulman write and perform hilarious tunes with their sophisticated mezzo and soprano voices. They have toured internationally for decades, recorded eleven albums, and have received multiple Drama Desk and Olivier Award nominations. Over time they have been recognized as iconic divas by LGBTQ communities everywhere.

Most Christmas songs come with some sort of message pleading us to be good for baby Jesus’s sake, and after hearing them playing non-stop over the Holiday period, it’s the very last thing we feel we want to do.   It’s actually a miracle if we survive being with our families in a confined space for the best part of a week.  And what do we do?  Just keep our mouths and grin and bear it!

Not so says Fascinating Aida in their Christmas ditty which empowers is to speak out our minds. It has been claimed that this is the RUDEST Christmas song EVER.  It probably is but regardless of that, we guarantee that you will adopt it as your Yuletime favorite the moment you hear it.

Now go close your windows and doors before you press play