GOP Glammed UP courtesy of (very talented) #rupublicans
Say hello to the GOP’s downfall darling, Rudy Garland, serving cuckoo couture. She used to run the Big Apple, but now she’s the juiciest peach on the streets, wandering the Upper East Side looking for her next gig (NOT the Four Seasons, honey). You thought the only thing she could leak was hair dye? Girl, watch her spill the tea! #rupublicans #rudygiuliani
In the midst of so many Republicans clamoring to get DRAG BANNED everywhere, it makes these stunning parodies of many of the more obnoxious GOP politicians by @rupublicans even more delightful. Now if these were the only Drag Queens in the World, we would want them stopped
Anita Filibust-Her McConnell
Anita Filibust-Her McConnell
Cruzella Deville – Serving homophobic realness, she struts her stuff in fur coats lined with family values and defends every fetus and every gun, every day, heeeennnyyyy. #rupublicans #tedcruz
Miss Hawl-About-Me – So thirsty for attention she wears knee pads to suck up the spotlight. She loves to dish out thoughts and prayers as she snatches your rights away with a sequin glove! Tucking hilarious! #rupublicans #joshhawley
Mother Pence
Speaker Sparklebottom – From the House of Trump, her 6 inch stilettos were handmade for stomping on LGBTQ+ rights. It may have taken 15 votes but she sits on the throne now, okurrr! #rupublicans #kevinmccarthy
Lady Graham Cracker – Riding in on her high horse always asking for money, honey. She’s a powerful queen who loves to control the purse strings AND your lady parts. Don’t she look good in a gown though? #rupublicans #lindseygraham
Rhonda Santy – Category is: Book Banning Princess Eleganza. She’s on a mission to turn that Magic Kingdom into a Tragic Kingdom and isn’t afraid to give Mickey the finger(s). #rupublicans
Ms. GoldenGaetz Showers – Sashaying her way purse-first onto military bases across America, she’s protecting army brats from fun and fabulous drag queen story hour. Never mind the guns at your school, hunty. #RuPublicans #mattgaetz
Miss Misinformation – Serving washed-up media mogul realness, Bombshell Bannon fires off conspiracy theories faster than Florida can criminalize where you poopoo kaka. Since Trump dropped her ass, she’s been roaming the streets of Washington looking for her next trick. DeSanty, text a gurl back! #rupublicans
Please welcome to the stage, the Supreme Court’s Empress of Embarrassment, Claretta Corrupta. How can a government employee afford such lewks? Easy, bish is bankrolled by a billionaire! Finally, the high court is serving high fashion, henny. #rupublicans #clarencethomas
Thank you for the entertainment and keeping it real
Most of these folks never looked so good.