queerguru is often asked where we find some of our more bizarre stories and we usually decline to say to protect our sources, but in this particular instance it is to save his embarrassment as the picture above is of exactly what you think it is.
These sweet treats that were originally created in Taiwan have now turned up at the Arcadia 626 Market in L.A. Evidently they are made by filling batter with chocolate sauce and using a device similar to a waffle iron to cook them. Then, once they are cooked to perfection, they pop a stick right up there to lollify it, and then it’s covered in some suspicious looking white icing to top it off.
Naturally not everyone wants to stick one in their mouth, and some actually gone out of their way to have them banned, but the L.A. police have taken the complaints all in good stride and no doubt have insisted on trying the peen cakes for themselves.
Of course, if you don’t want to be seeing in public showing off your skills with one of these oral delights, you could also make you own at home as queerguru has tracked down the exact mould for you to have as many dicks as your heart desires.
