There are endless possible puns about Switzerland’s latest coffee shop that offers another type of ‘espresso’ that you will never ever find even in the friendliest Starbucks in the U.S.  For 60 Swiss Francs extra (about $50 US) you will be handed an Ipad along with your latte, so that you can select a sex worker (sadly ONLY females are available)  to perform oral sex on you.

Fellatio Café, run by a company called Facegirl,  will be opening in Geneva, Switzerland at the end of the year, and it allows men to have a cup of coffee with a blowjob, by one of a group of professional creamers, on the side. By the way the price of the coffee (as yet undisclosed) is extra, but making it the most expensive hit of caffeine yet.  And incidentally it’s all absolutely legal according to Swiss law.