If you run out of recreational drugs this Christmas (as if!) then queerguru recommends watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas from 1988 which will have exactly the same effect on you.  This bizarre and wacky Christmas Special actually got three Emmy nominations and is the story of how Pee-wee’s Christmas wish list is so long that there won’t be enough presents for all the other kids in the world if he gets everything he wants!  When Santa Claus pleads for help, Pee-wee reluctantly gets a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas.

Pee Wee as usual has pulled in an incredible mixed bag of some weird and wonderful celebrities who include Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne), Reba the Mail Lady (S. Epatha Merkerson), and Miss Yvonne (Lynne Stewart), and guest stars Frankie Avalon, Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Magic Johnson, Dinah Shore, Grace Jones, Oprah Winfrey, k.d. lang, Little Richard, Zsa Zsa Gabor.