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  • Mink Ear Muffs For Everyone (on Liz’s List anyway)

      Christmas is a time for giving : especially if it is something from N.Y’s favorite Department Store Bergdorf Goodman which has been a New York institution for the past 111 years.  Stretching a whole block of Fifth Avenue between 57th & 58th Streets it is the high temple of fashion’s elite that has the…

  • Keep Your Hair On

    Keep Your Hair On

      An advert on Australian TV for a Lynx grooming product encourages men to style their hair and make the most of it while they still have some. (we all know how that feels…) ‘Get an amazing job. Kiss the hottest girl. Or the hottest boy,’ says the narrator.  And that’s exactly what the (equally…

  • It’s a Kylie Christmas

    It’s a Kylie Christmas

    For some reason or enough we had always assumed that Kylie Minogue had recorded a Christmas Album years ago, but it turns out that she has only just got around to making one.  We are glad she waited as the result is wonderfully festive as only she, Australia’s favorite singing gay icon,  could make it.…

  • This Is How We Jew It

    This Is How We Jew It

      Detox Icunt, known mononymously as Detox, is a shiksa lucky enough however to be dating a super cute, 5’4,  hairy Jewish boyfriend.  When he invited her over to his parents house for the holidays, Detox got a bit of a shock to find there was no Christmas Tree and the kids were spinning dreidels. …