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  • Demi’s dick is bigger than Nick’s

    Demi’s dick is bigger than Nick’s

    We know too well that boys like to boost about the size of their ‘manhood’ but we have never heard of a girl saying that she has big balls.  At the GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) Gala the other night singer Demi Lovato was being presented with the Vanguard Award which is given to “media…

  • The First Monday in May

    The First Monday in May

    The most hotly anticipated movie that all fashionistas everywhere are desperate to see is finally about to burst on to our screens.  ‘The First Monday in May’ is the story of The Met Gala one of THE most exciting social events in NY that that manages to bring together the most illustrious figures in fashion, film,…

  • Gay ‘Traditional’ Arranged Marriages

    Gay ‘Traditional’ Arranged Marriages

    queerguru had never imagined that when we all fought and won the right for same-sex marriage that we would end up embracing ALL the same traditions that heterosexuals have practiced for years.  We are not talking here about things like dressing all our unmarried girlfriends in garishly colored ‘unfortunate’ bridesmaids dresses, but something much more fundamental…

  • Dame Judi Dench needs a bigger mantlepiece.

    Dame Judi Dench needs a bigger mantlepiece.

    Dame Judi Dench created another first in the annals of British Theater by winning her 8th Olivier Award* the first person to achieve this in the Awards 40th year history.  After collecting her Award for her best supporting actress role as Paulina in Kenneth Branagh Theatre Company’s production of The Winter’s Tale she admitted that she…