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  • Good Clean Fun in The Showers

    Good Clean Fun in The Showers

      Some commentators talk about ‘bromance’ as if it was a new phenomenon whereas the reality is that many ‘straight’ men have always enjoyed extremely close no-holds-barred camaraderie with each other for decades. There is nothing like a good old communal Army shower where naked men can indulge in some seemingly innocent horseplay which comes…

  • There Is Nothing Like This Dame

    There Is Nothing Like This Dame

      Every New Year on the advice of her Government H.M. The Queen hands out honors to the great and the good who have made a signification contribution to the Britain in some shape of form. There is always some sort of controvesy as politicians cannot resist mis-using the system to reward major financial donors/supports. Plus…

  • Whatever happened to all the cuddly kittens?

    Whatever happened to all the cuddly kittens?

      There was a time when the only thing naked on a Calendar were a few cuddly kittens.  Now every single new one that lands on queerguru’s desk is full of viripotent young men in nothing but their birthday suits proudly displaying their ‘talents’ all for a good cause.  No, not you ….. but some worthy…

  • If I Was Gay

    If I Was Gay

    If you ended up drunk on New Years Eve and started hitting up your straight best friend, then this one is for you.  From 2007, written and performed by Tony-nominated actor and singer Stephen Lynch, this is an hilarious lament that most of us have had to listen too at some time or another, and…